Chuck Norris

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What Chuck Norris Does and Did and Can Do

  • Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife with butter
  • Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry
  • Chuck Norris once peed on a semi..that semi is now Optimus Prime
  • Chuck Norris can capitalize numbers
  • Chuck Norris is watching you as you read this
  • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
  • Chuck Norris likes to eat noobs.
  • Chuck Norris' tip-toeing is enough to de-construct a LEGO building. 
    Chuck Norris stares a man to death..01:33

    Chuck Norris stares a man to death...

  • Chuck Norris once farted in New York City and the whole city blew up. Everyone, but Chuck, died on the spot.
  • If Chuck Norris whould be Russian, Finnish or Even Swedish he whould propably destroy the world while being drunk.
  • Chuck Norris also might be a bit overrated (not a lot).
  • Chuck Norris is better than Brickimedia. (Which is impossible. :o )

    Chuck Norris´ses counterpart from a different dimension

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