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What Chuck Norris Does and Did and Can Do[]
- Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife with butter
- Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry
- Chuck Norris once peed on a semi..that semi is now Optimus Prime
- Chuck Norris can capitalize numbers
- Chuck Norris is watching you as you read this
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
- Chuck Norris likes to eat noobs.
- Chuck Norris' tip-toeing is enough to de-construct a LEGO building.
Chuck Norris stares a man to death...
- Chuck Norris once farted in New York City and the whole city blew up. Everyone, but Chuck, died on the spot.
- If Chuck Norris whould be Russian, Finnish or Even Swedish he whould propably destroy the world while being drunk.
- Chuck Norris also might be a bit overrated (not a lot).
- Chuck Norris is better than Brickimedia. (Which is impossible. :o )
Chuck Norris´ses counterpart from a different dimension
